is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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