Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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