Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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