You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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