ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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