There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just had sex on a roof
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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