The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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