I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
