My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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