would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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