I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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