i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Randomize
