Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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