It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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