I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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