id be glad to
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I've blown a few things in my day
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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