If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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