Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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