We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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