I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sorry about my life...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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