I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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