Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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