I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm too high and old for this...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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