He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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