Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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