walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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