(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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