Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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