We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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