Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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