I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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