Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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