Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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