I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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