spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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