So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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