let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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