Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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