i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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