i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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