It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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