Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
This is my gift to your gina
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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