You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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