Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
as a side note pls kill me
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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