please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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