Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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