Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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