Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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