even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
How does one acquire holy water?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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