worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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