you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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